Hi! Hey! Hello! I love playing with my friends and pretending I'm a shark. Om nom nom! It's my favorite game! Squirrel!? Just kidding, what was I talking about? Oh, toys. They're the best. Especially those weird ones with games that I can earn treats. My foster mom has been helping me learn to let her know when I need to go potty. I can usually wait to pee until I'm outside, but the number two is a little bit harder to figure out. I'm trying, I promise. Did you see that squirrel? Um, just kidding. I love toys. Squeaky ones, fluffy ones, tennis balls are fun, crinkly ones, ones with ropes, ones I can gnaw on, ones that give me extra treats. Apparently there are some soft things that aren't toys, but that seems like a lie. I'm trying my best to listen, and I love learning. The soft prison my mom says is a "kennel" is real weird. I let her know it's not my favorite by singing to my people and practicing my best huffs and sighs. But, you know, it's not so bad when I think about it. I sleep in there sometimes. Sometimes I nap too. I guess it's fine. When I'm not sleeping, I LOVE to play. Did I already say that? I even have two other dog sisters that have been helping me learn all sorts of stuff! We play and they let me chase them around. They let me know when I'm annoying, which obviously is never, but we like to play. Seriously, do you hear a squirrel? Yeah, I like other dogs. Mom said there's two cats living with us, but I haven't seen any. Or maybe I have, I don't know, they're whatever. I think I saw one run downstairs. And I think maybe I see weird shadows sometimes. I wonder if they want to play. Maybe they don't exist. Um, right, what was I talking about? Car rides are cool. You can still play in those. I guess I'm supposed to leave mom alone when she's busy, but it's so hard to remember. Walking can be a game too. Did you know that? The thing called a leash can get kinda tangly, for some reason. I guess I need a little redirection sometimes. Maybe I could go running with you, or try out a bike. But treats, did you know you can get those on walks too? Also, squirrels. And the smells! So cool. Kids seem like a cool thing. Mom says older ones are more my jam, whatever that means. I really really want a "furever home" and I know I can learn to be the bestest shark - I mean, boy. The bestest boy shark there ever was. K, bye!